the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN’T BREATHE
Lovely, pretty rope!
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
I was commissioned by the lovely shoo-silly-old-dragons to draw a fantasy AU of some kind and I ended up drawing this: Viking!Thor and water spirit Loki (click on the pic for better resolution).
It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first.
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
W E L L F U C K Y O U T O O J E S U S
THE BIBLE IS AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF WRITING