Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
Beyoncé + Silhouettes - 2014 Video Music Awards
Magnus needs some space when sitting around...
why he copy me
#I actually can’t with this #His face at the end #He looks so sad #Like how could you possibly doubt how important you are #He’s been through time and space #Seen it all #900 years of exploring things you wouldn’t believe #But to him #Humans are still amazing and wonderful and IMPORTANT
What if people had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.
# a day in the life of leonard mccoy (tags via earhattery)
A very poignant documentary indeed.
Me and Isabel
Jesus has spoken
Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.
OH MY GOSH
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL