"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
Do you ever cry
Glasses that allow you to watch TV while laying down.
My favorite tweet of the night.
are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious
i mean what
what the fuck
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
one time my poc friend was calling out a racist white person for talking about reverse racism and she was like “listen up blue eyes white dragon” and to date that is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard